Thursday, April 23, 2009

Porn for New Mums

Don't know if you're familiar with the "Porn for Women" series. If you're not, they're cute little books which feature some pretty good looking men spouting slogans designed to make women incredulously happy...like the one above.

Well, the newest book in the series, "Porn for New Mums" has just hit the shelves and seems to be right on the money when it comes to the things most mums with young bubs would love to hear from their partner.
For example: "Damn, you look hot in those sweatpants!"; “Remember, tonight’s my feeding – don’t wake up!” and "Sure, your girlfriends can drop their babies off here while you girls go to the pub. The more the merrier."

Right now, I'd love to hear "Honey, why don't you spend the day in bed with that new book of yours...I'll just bring the baby in when she needs a feed." Ah, heaven.

Mums, what would you most have liked to hear from your partner when your baby was young?

5 comments:

Aneets said...

Honey, put away that vacuum- I'm organising a cleaner to come in and help you out every week starting tomorrow.

Moi said...

I'll stay home today and tonight and look after my daughter/s. Sharing is what all marriages are about. Go out and enjoy yourself!

Anonymous said...

I'll do all the grocery shopping.


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Iris said...

I love the "why don't you spend the day in bed with that new book of yours?" one! I miss reading..

Permanently twenty three said...

"Babe, I'm just going to tell all the family members busting to see you and little E every night of the week to fuck right off. Particularly my parents."

Or, a close second...

"Babe, I've just started lactating - let me do the feeds tonight while you sleep"