Thank you, Ted Casablanca, for attempting to balance the gender scales when it comes to putting Hollywood bodies under the microscope.
In his Awful Truth column, Casablanca writes:
Can someone explain to us how anytime a starlet gains a pound in this town, suddenly she's labeled fat or pregnant? Poor Britney's been the butt end of this back-and-forth throughout her whole damn tour. It's like the only two acceptable forms for the female bod are stick-thin or in the process of procreating. What friggin' century is this? If we gotta dish about Mischa Barton's cellulite and Jennifer Love-Hewitt's ass size ...then bring on the über-fat men!
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