Wednesday, April 15, 2009

An Open Letter to Candy and Tori Spelling

Dear Candy and Tori

I know that you both live in the rather surreal land of Hollywood where your every move is tabloid fodder...but do you really think publishing "emotional pleas" on websites; penning "tell-all" books; and giving inflammatory quotes to entertainment reporters is a healthy way to communicate?

Personally, Candy, I would have kept trying to call, or text, or email...even gorilla-gram...any avenue has to be better than airing your dirty laundry for all the world to see. Do you really think this has improved your chances of seeing your daughter and grandchildren?

My advice? Wait til Tori needs publicity for her next great literary adventure and set up an emotional reunion beamed live on Entertainment Tonight. Sit down, have a cup of tea and a cry. And while you're at it, try and get your daughter to eat a biscuit or two.

I am hopeful


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And in terms of other, equally pressing issues - Tori, fix those breasts!