Fashion Smashion: Unique or Ugly?

It could just be that I'm spending far too much of my time in jeans these days, but there's something about each of these outfits that just doesn't seem to quite work. What's your verdict?

Exhibit A: I dunno, Whitney Port, but if someone said 'hey, why don't you wear this beige satin jumpsuit with draped harem pants, and team it with some coral heels, a chain purse and chunky necklace,' I'd be inclined to show them the hand. But that's just me.

Exhibit B: Or you, Katie Holmes, a cropped leather jacket over a ruched dress and worn with grey suede shoes with ankle straps? You seem to be unsure whether you're Biker Chick, Formal Chick or Nana Chick. And please don't tell me that's one of your designs...you lost me with that satin and lace jumpsuit monstrosity you co-created.

Exhibit C: And, lastly, you Ali Larter. Not only is part of your top missing, but apparently you are wearing sheer chiffon pants (yes, I can see your hand in your pocket, so I don't dare look anywhere else).