Today, for your viewing pleasure, a collection of truly quite ugly outfits verging on fancy dress.
First up, Pamela Anderson, who seems to be going for the Bar Wench Barbie look.
Next, Lulu Guiness. Clearly, she had a really cute purse in the shape of a set of lips and thought 'hey! if I hold it at crotch level all night, a set of eyes above my boobs would look just awesome!'
And Drew, dear Drew. Only a couple of months ago I was praising her sartorial efforts on the Grey Gardens publicity trail. Now she is back to wearing tie-dye leggings, bandeau bikini tops under tees, kooky sunnies, and one fingerless glove. As you do.
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