Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Fashion Smashion: My eyes! My eyes!

Today, for your viewing pleasure, a collection of truly quite ugly outfits verging on fancy dress.

First up, Pamela Anderson, who seems to be going for the Bar Wench Barbie look.

Next, Lulu Guiness. Clearly, she had a really cute purse in the shape of a set of lips and thought 'hey! if I hold it at crotch level all night, a set of eyes above my boobs would look just awesome!'

And Drew, dear Drew. Only a couple of months ago I was praising her sartorial efforts on the Grey Gardens publicity trail. Now she is back to wearing tie-dye leggings, bandeau bikini tops under tees, kooky sunnies, and one fingerless glove. As you do.

12 comments:

numberchic said...

good god - cannot get over Pammy.

I still love Drew - kooky or not!

carly_grace said...

agree with you numberchic - i love drew! pammy burnt the eyes and as for that purple thing. wow.

Liss said...

Is it just me or is Pammy morphing into Dolly Parton - shame Pammy can't sing.

Bethwyn said...

What?! You don't think Pammy looks sensational? Sure, I'd dress like that to go to woolies, she looks hot! ;)

potty mouth mama said...

I love Lulu Guiness, she's always quirky, I mean, I wouldn't wear it, but she looks cute! As for Pammy, she's plastic. But not fantastic. And Drew... I don't know, while it's not my style, it just looks like she's hanging out for the day.. She def has the thighs for the tights! If only I did!

bugmum said...

I had the same thought about the thighs...and I'll admit it, I reckon she can get away with that ensemble (I'd look freakin' ridiculous if I tried to wear it!)

Rowe said...

Oh come on now, Amanda, you know you want to wear that purple number and needed to get a consensus first - LOL. Terrible outfits here indeedy deed, though I think Drew would not look outta place on a day trip to Nimbin from Byron.

Emily said...

Drew's tights, while a little hippie, are actually quite slimming with the vertical tie dye pattern that's wide, but not as wide as her legs - do you think? Not that she needs slimming, but maybe she's onto something...

Barb Fisher said...

I agree with others, somehow Drew gets away with it.

sparsely kate said...

I think deep down Drew Barrymore will always be quirky and dress young for her age - it suits her.

And Pammy? Oh god, there are no words.

Mrs.P said...

I'd love to know where Pammy was actually wearing that outfit...check out the guy behind her in red!

Kristin said...

Lulu. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?